fanny-felt

denotes a ladies front bottom, vaginal curtains or simply, pishflaps. OFTEN used in arguements between myself and 'annie'

Bianca, your fanny-felt needs a good dusting.

by Louise and Alison September 11, 2005

Fanny Buffer

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.

by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009

fanny wopper

fat as pussy yeya like yea

can i please have a fanny wopper with some chips and a drink, biatch

by DaUsualCrew April 26, 2007

Fanny snaps

The female dick pic.

Ima send this bro a fanny snap. Bros love fanny snaps.

by gump0141 May 28, 2016

Fanny splif

Adding fanny juice to your cannabis before smoking to add flavour

Yo wats up

Nothing much
Do you want to wanna smoke a fanny splif

Yes bro

by @yo.esketit January 5, 2017

Fanny Hooks

A mans fingers.

When lifting a large stone or piece of wood with others, "Here, get your fanny hooks around this."

by Yorkshire Pud February 16, 2009

fanny jangle

A Glaswegian takeaway food consisting of half a portion of fish attached to half a slippery sausage.

Can I have fanny jangle and chips please.

by Stephen Marks March 7, 2007