lord evan

Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.

Lord Evan, people want to be him.

by Dland February 15, 2014

megan evans

Is a beautiful girl that is strong, well rounded, and special. If you see her you will remember her, she is one of the most beautiful people on the inside and out. She is athletic and strong, she is very outgoing and funny. She seems nice but she is not afraid to beat someones ass. People usually are attracted to her and she doesn't notice and is kind of oblivious to that fact. She is smart and independent and no one will get in her way.

Megan Evans isa girl I will no one can resist

by Girls Rule!!! December 3, 2017

evan hammonds

A faggot

Evan Hammonds is such a fag

by The mean ween January 18, 2017

Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger

"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew

by francesco42069 October 8, 2016

Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

by John Wock April 12, 2022

Blue Evans

When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy

I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 30, 2021

Blue Evans

When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy

Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021