English Teacher

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.

"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."

by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019

englip

Englip is a common slang term for broken english mainly used by albanian hackers or indian/nigerian scammers

"hay bro you undastand mi?? no englip?? spek alb??"
"hay bro u got smtp? sorry me no englip"
"sry bro my englip not so good bro but u trust me bro we cash out big"

by fantasize July 27, 2009

Englishing

To be working on English homework or participating in english class.

She was Englishing late at night.

What are you doing?

Listening to Music and Englishing.

by Niceroy May 11, 2010

English egg

When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position

Johnny's doing an English egg hahahaha

by Dave Lawrence July 21, 2014

english springer spaniel

An English Springer Spaniel is a breed of dog. It's life usually lasts around 12 - 14 years. As stated in the name, it comes from England. Usually, it's very happy, loving, and intelligent. It has black-ish ears, black and white face, most of the body is black, but it has some white on the front. It's tail is black with a white dot at the end. A male English Springer Spaniel is usually 48 - 56 cm (1 ft 7 inches - 1 ft 10 inches) while a female usually is 46 - 51 cm (1 ft 6 inches - 1 ft 8 inches).

Person 1: I just got a dog!
Person 2: What breed?
Person 1: It's an English Springer Spaniel.

by IshiftSandvich November 22, 2015

England

Stands for Engulfs Nature's Gold land as it's only ever sunny a couple of days a year when everyone is busy at work and then rains the rest of the year

"Let's have a picnic it's a beautiful day"

5 minutes later

*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*

"England never fails to rain at the worst times"

by Legokillsfeet June 26, 2016

engla

Engla is a very beautiful women and every girl is jelaous of her. The boys just stands in a line in frot of her and battling for her. But she often takes the boys "för givet" and just stop caring about them even tho the boys love her very very much. She is very good att drawing and a good runner. Orten good as sport

Woow look at Engla over there

The girl of my dreams

by Dontlookatmebitchlookatu December 12, 2016