To have big dick energy one would have to be confident, yet humble. When somebody has Big Dick energy they wont admit it, it is silent aura
by Juaque gonzalez May 12, 2021
Get the Big Dick energymug. Justin: “Bro she was cleaning up after everyone left the party! Wasn’t even her party”
Enzo: “Bro! That’s big sandwich energy”
Enzo: “Bro! That’s big sandwich energy”
by Lmao4x April 30, 2021
Get the Big Sandwich Energymug. An upgraded version of small dick energy.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
by Some random person, idfk August 12, 2023
Get the Dry Dick Energymug. Chris: Hey why doesn't Jason want to come to the Drag show tonight?
Olivia: I don't know, but that seems homophobic and TERF-y, we should make sure he has a terrible night alone by gifting his best friend Brandon a ticket and cooking him dinner.
Chris: OMG, that's some serious d00dy boi energy and I am here for it. But seriously, do we need to book you that therapy appointment?
Olivia: I don't know, but that seems homophobic and TERF-y, we should make sure he has a terrible night alone by gifting his best friend Brandon a ticket and cooking him dinner.
Chris: OMG, that's some serious d00dy boi energy and I am here for it. But seriously, do we need to book you that therapy appointment?
by Baddy Boo November 18, 2021
Get the d00dy boi energymug. what your boyfriend has
by Yruey March 20, 2023
Get the small dick energymug. Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Fat Cock Energy is the firm and subtle energy emitted by someone who has a delightfully thick phallus and doesn't have to tell you about it. The Fat Cock tells its own story. Not enough people strive for Fat Cock Energy. A surprising amount possess such a gift. People with fat cock energy possess qualities such as competence in whatever position they fill, kindness, humbleness, positivity toward others even when they don't really deserve it, contagious humor, and a "I can make you cum harder than if you were masturbating" aura. Great eyes too.
Mmm. There goes Nathan with that fat cock energy. He makes me feel so comfy and safe but also a little horny.
by NotableDiscomfort November 7, 2023
Get the Fat Cock Energymug. A person's energy in which everything appears to be okay; however, it is quite the opposite. It's not okay. Nothing is okay.
Woman A: "I can't believe my boyfriend failed all of his exams. He didn't appear stressed at all, but he broke down when he thought he was alone! His Avi Boi Energy really fooled me.
by Soft Girl Energy December 2, 2020
Get the Avi Boi Energymug.