PES Effect

The common act of everything going tits up at once, as seen by increasing the difficulty of Pro Evolution Soccer to anything above 3 atars.

Usual signals of the PES Effect include:
Pschic powers of opponents to read your mind
Telekinetic powers of opponents to make every bounce go their way
Powers of teleportaion so that whenever you do get a lucky break, they are there to steal the ball
The inability of your players to pass
The absolute certainty that when you do get a chance on goal, your centre back who can't hit a barn door is there to take the shot
The internet packing up as you try to write this kind of rant

It usually results in turning the difficulty down to one star and giving the computer a good thrashing "to show it who's boss"; hitting anyone/anything within reach or assaulting anything within throwing distance with a playstation controller

It can also happen in many everyday situations such as during brain surgery, when you drop your scalpel into the patient's head and trip on a bit of brain on the floor at the same time. Then, after you retrieve the scalpel from the cranial cavity...they die; this results in you throwing the scalpel/the patient at any nearby nurses proclaiming "you did your best"

"Damn this PES Effect, I can't even get the fucking ball, let alone score!"

"Wahey, I've got a chance here...oh shit it's Stremer (wank centre back on PES)... and it's into the crowd. This is all because of the PES Effect."

"The PES Effect is wank"

"HA, 27-0 to me, take that you fucking computer and your shitty PES Effect."

"Don't worry doctor, it was the PES Effect, you did nothing wrong...WHY ARE YOU THROWING SCALPELS AT ME!!!!"

by Gregisthebest June 11, 2008

The Gazebo Effect

The mind's habit to transpose words in common phrases, as long as it sounds good.

Patient 1: I think the medicine is working, I feel much better already

Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.

by Kompress0r May 19, 2021

Alyssa Effect

Turning previously normal straight women into horny e-lesbians who call her mommy.

I just experienced the Alyssa Effect and now I just can't stop calling her mommy.

by m0mmymymymy January 29, 2022

the WTF effect

When you sit in front of an exam and look at the worksheet and you actually understand NOTHING it's called "the WTF effect". This effect often appears to people who didn't learn enough.

Person A turns around the paper sheet. "Hey, this looks easy"
Person B: "What the Fuck?!"
Person C "Looks like he got the WTF effect"

by mxfilerelatedcache December 15, 2010

Pojo Effect

The Pojo effect is a natural phenomenon that happens in this board. It occurs when a seemingly promising thread that contains intelligent discussions is warped by off-topic posts, flame wars, and just plain idiocy. Ultimately, the thread is ruined and becomes a poster of failure of humankind's logic.

The Pojo Effect has clearly happened to this thread. What a shame.

by Arshen August 27, 2008

rountree effect

the rountree effect, is the effect in which you get friendzoned by every girl you try and hit on.

"your such a good friend, any girl would be lucky to have you"

#rountree effect

by lucas brimmell May 3, 2014

Rabbit Effect

When at a club,dance,etc. and the music is blasting in everyone's ears and a few people are grinding(or otherwise aggressive dance) causes everyone else to start grinding,etc and/or become very horny.

Very similar to the rabbit nature of rabbits who see other rabbits mating and then join in.

Mike and Jessica caused a Rabbit effect at the homecoming dance last night, now their both suspended.

by InNeedofDancePartner November 27, 2010