samantha: omgee that eddie cancelled on me last minute we were gonna have so much fun tonight
vanessa: damn what an eddie he is
vanessa: damn what an eddie he is
by casteros August 13, 2021

God.
As a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, I can confirm that Bradley Hall's "Van Halen in a Nutshell" video is accurate.
by 7568ino January 11, 2024

A very shy person, both emo and pastel. Obsesses over many fandoms such as Hamilton and Panic! At The Disco. Afraid of: People, darkness and phone calls. An Eddy has a slight obsession with ice cream and apples.
“Hey Eddy, you wanna do something?”
“Not if it’s around people”
“Eddy, what dis you do this weekend?”
“Listened to Hamilton”
“Not if it’s around people”
“Eddy, what dis you do this weekend?”
“Listened to Hamilton”
by IObsessOverSmallThing May 18, 2018

Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!
by shitatbaseball June 16, 2017

by SkatergirLlxd June 23, 2022

by eddiefhloverong December 10, 2022

Eddie is a pretty badass name, if you know someone Eddie you better call him that and not some gay ass shit like Edwin, what the fuck is that? Also Edward is unacceptable, only fucking Eddie. I swear to God that if I hear one more variation of Eddie I will fucking lose it.
Person 1: Hey Eddie
Eddie: Hey
Person 1: Or should I say Edwin?
Eddie: Shut the fuck up you peice of human garbage
Eddie: Hey
Person 1: Or should I say Edwin?
Eddie: Shut the fuck up you peice of human garbage
by AxeBodySpray October 23, 2018
