cauliflower ears

1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears

1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.

by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

ear lock

The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.

Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.

by BgGb February 15, 2008

ear-biter

Persistent borrower (as cited in Routledge Dictionary of Slang and others)

In the House of Lords, he was surrounded by what the old racing crowd used to call "ear-biters and getabits and chancers".

by etymologist-j February 9, 2009

Hot Ears

when someone tells you a sexual secret about another

'oi yo Zach ya know Niamh and Jake had anal lol'

'Yo I GOT HOT EARS'

by RdogTheGod May 30, 2019

Ear Molestor

A ear rapist something that can molest ears hard

look at the legendary Ear Molestor

by Ear Rapist October 4, 2018

Ear Reap

To rape the ear

1. Man, don't ear reap me!
2. Dude, make sure when you are done ear reaping her that you get the goopey wax off ur millimeter peter homez.
3. I want to ear reap theis girl but I just don't know how to ask her.

by RT3manistee1 March 7, 2009

Ear Rape

If someone holds another's ear for 9 seconds or longer it is considered rape.

If you don't stop I swear I will ear rape you!

by bLAJH bLAH March 1, 2017