Drunk Retention 

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

Drunk Retention by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012

drunk couch 

n. -

1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.

"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."

"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."

drunk couch by paul-e-d October 17, 2012

Drunk Tab 

An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!

"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"

"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"

Drunk Tab by ae17 December 26, 2012

Drunk soccer 

Drunk soccer is a drinking game where players do tequila shots while playing soccer.

How to play:

Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).

That was an epic game of drunk soccer, the other team was wasted.

Drunk soccer by arminel01 November 21, 2013

drunk as fudge 

drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.

so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.

drunk as fudge by DNASt1st November 29, 2013

Drunk as Ship 

When you sway like a ship in the sea from being extremely intoxicated.

Dude... I got drunk as ship last night!

Drunk as Ship by Steffo Baca February 11, 2014

drunk brain 

It is when you are so tired, drunk, or drugged, that you brain no longer works or filter out thought. You say whatever you think. No one knows what you are talking about, because your thoughts have no focus.

"Dude, what are you talking about. You must have drunk brain. Go sleep it off."

drunk brain by DirtyHippieGirl May 9, 2014