by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022
Get the Dead dick divemug. When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.
GF: Legs open for take off.
GF: Legs open for take off.
by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018
Get the kamikaze cock divemug. To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.
I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
by Chacharillo February 18, 2017
Get the butthole high-divemug. “Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
by LinzerTorte July 27, 2021
Get the Synchronized Muff Divingmug. by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017
Get the Dick diving boardmug. I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
by 1628Rex January 30, 2009
Get the underwater cave divingmug. i got quaded by some sky divers last night, at the doctors now with the doctor........he dives from 40000ft up feeelllllllsssssss so goood. rips just a bit but some neosporin from time to time heals my cunt right up.
Alaskan sky-diving
Alaskan sky-diving
by neosporin fucker June 7, 2012
Get the alaskan sky-divingmug.