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Dirt Badger

noun.
1. Any person who is not a white Protestant male.
2. A particularly promiscuous woman
3. The skin between the anus and the scrotum (see also gooch and taint)
4. Any person who is not an African Muslim.
5. Someone with an extreme longing for wedding cake.
6. A powerful spell that, when cast, causes the recipient to lose violent control of their bowels.
I went to Detroit, and saw a bunch of stinking dirt badgers selling coke on the corner.

Dude, we ran a train on your mom last night! Told you she was a dirt badger!

I haven't had a bath in a month. My dirt badger smells like death.

Death to all infidels, and American dirt badgers!

Ever since I saw that show "Cake Boss," I've been a complete dirt badger.

So I cast dirt badger with my Level 31 mage and totally made the enemy Orcs shit all over themselves.
by Nuke Fandango June 18, 2011
mugGet the Dirt Badgermug.

dirt cave

the dirty butthole that is being explored by a man using a large round tube.
Jim was exploring the dirt cave and quickly pulled out his round tube when he found some quick sand(lose rock, otherwise known as runny poop).
by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006
mugGet the dirt cavemug.

basement dirt

A nickname for that hippy smelling shit petrulie.
by TCW00dy March 17, 2004
mugGet the basement dirtmug.

Dirt shark

A sexually aggressive male who prefers butt holes over vaginas
"Damn Tim is a total dirt shark, His girlfriend to me he always wants the butt"
by Phil MuhCrackin January 30, 2017
mugGet the Dirt sharkmug.

dirt-nip

speaks for itself. Other meanings would be a dirty girl /w disease and or from riverhead ,ny
vanessa is a filthy dirt-nip.
by james mccrackin May 31, 2006
mugGet the dirt-nipmug.

dirt bag

mainly origionated in darwen, lancs! a breed of female to which a packet of quavers will gain u entry into their vagina
oh my god wot a dirt bag it only took me 5 mins of bullshit to scuttle her!
by james shaw May 5, 2005
mugGet the dirt bagmug.

dirt surfer

A dirty, often dredlocked person, who resembles a hippie, skater punk or homeless youth by his or her unkept appearance and tattered, dirty clothes. Usually found in urban environments asking for change or milling about for no apparent purpose. Often speaks in a derivative of California "surfer" lingo. May be a trustafarian. Similar to a gutter punk but inclusive of trustafarian.
Dude, look at that dirt surfer walking down Division Street. The guy with the dreds, torn BDU bottoms, and no shirt.
by cranialsodomy September 7, 2010
mugGet the dirt surfermug.

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