digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 16, 2023

digital circus

Pretty much mostly october 2023 defined.
Also known as the amazing digital circus.
Made by youtubers known as smg4-glitch productions, its a huge trend about like a cgi animated circus.
Its now have 50 million views on Youtube.

Friend 1: wanna watch bozo the clown (like the wgn chicago version)
Friend 2: Nah, i prefer digital circus.
Friend 1: Digital circus, ive watched it like 1000 times and its super boring.
Friend 2: Please watch it NOW!!!!
Friend 1: ok.

by JadenTheMoose October 29, 2023

analogically digital person

A person who is basically simple. Who understands time and life in an analog manner, but who is now trapped in a digital age.

A analogically digital person is one who now an out of place person, old fashioned about time, media disabled, simple clock faces, frustrated with speed.

by shelceleste September 22, 2010

virtuo-digital

Pertaining to content restricted to the virtual world of digital reality and cyber-space. As in, the virtuo-digital world does not exist in a physical or tangible context, and so on etc.

The virtuo-digital world does not exist in a physical or tangible context.

by Chevy T. April 21, 2014

Missing Digit

When a chick sends you a pic of herself materbating and one finger is missing from the pic because she has it buried inside her honey hole.

Dude, I wish I could get a Missing Digit pic of Kim

by Casey's girl July 22, 2015

Weak-digit

a finger with a low-threshold for heat/pain

I wonder if they have java jackets, for the weak-digit ones among us?

by Sojonym July 19, 2016

two digit fidget

Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.

I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.

by LeSavage1970 November 29, 2017