deerkiss

A person that spends too much time with the internet.

Yeah I met a deerkiss on discord, they wouldn't shut up.

by okwellthisisntideal November 24, 2020

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

deerpression

The complete and utter sadness that comes on at the end of deer season.

Deer season ended yesterday, I am in a state of deerpression

I'm deerpressed at the end of deer season

by Bobbymanjones January 7, 2021

deaere

A person who likes an anime character and acts like they watch it then says anime is weird

Person 1: hey did you know Andy is a deaere
Person 2: yea he should just go ahead and watch anime

by A-person_named_no March 6, 2021

Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox

That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere

by Smurf delights March 13, 2021

Deer hoof

The term deer hoof is another slang that is meant to be used in the scenario that a woman’s pants are being consumed by her colossal pussy lips, original term globally known as a camel toe, but lets spice shit up a bit eh?

Kyle: Beckys ass compliments those pants so well holy fuck dude!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!

by XxvbuckmethodsXx January 21, 2021

decerebrate

To dump the shit out of your brain.

Hey hun, I’ve had a hard day at work I need to sit back with a beer, watch the ball game and decerebrate

by Sumoxx January 30, 2021