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Jar Daddy

Basically a washed up war vet standing outside of a 711 around 3 and 4 in the morning. and just looks at you with his mouth open like aaaaaaaa...... usually wears a camo vest with some war patches and possibly could suffer from sometype of PTSD. Doesnt ask for money just fucking stares at you with the aweeeeeee look and an open mouthhole.
Hey i came out of a 711 and this guy was starting at me . No words just looked at me with his mouth open. I was like you need something Jar Daddy!?
by Roc83 August 29, 2016
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Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".
At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
by dabruce September 6, 2019
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Hunk daddy

A Hunk Daddy is a bisexual man usually packing less than a two inch dick. All the thicc boys travel far and wide just to get a lil’ taste of what Hunk Daddy has to offer.
I can’t wait to get off work so that Hunk Daddy Justin Pearson can rail my ass hat.
by Bonetrain24 October 23, 2018
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Daddy Oreo

This person looks like a chick but really has a thicc piece of meat. Daddy Oreo is loved by many yet hated by some. He is one kinky mofo and can be very submissive but can also tie you down and torture you like a sadistic prince. Dont mess with this hottie as he may or may not eat your babies.
Oh Daddy Oreo... let me succ you
by Daddy Oreo March 13, 2018
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Daddy shank

He is the one the only daddy shank it the boys locker room so Shout our to daddy shank
Daddy shank walks in

Bois Daddy shank!
by Daboys123321 February 5, 2020
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daddy candycane

The act of russian candycane-ing your daughter.
Omg! My dad gave me such an amazing daddy candycane last night!
by Trysexualdaddy0006 December 7, 2018
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Drink Daddy

A male bartender that makes you weak in the knees. Anything he serves will satisfy you because he looks damn good doing it.

You’ll know he’s a drink daddy when you naturally say “Daddy, can I have another?”
“Girl, I blacked out last night because that Drink Daddy was so damn fine, I just kept ordering more.”
by Drink daddy December 24, 2018
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