When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".
At a hostel in Marseille:
Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
by dabruce September 6, 2019
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Hey i came out of a 711 and this guy was starting at me . No words just looked at me with his mouth open. I was like you need something Jar Daddy!?
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Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice
Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice
Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.
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He is making up for lost time.
Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.
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You’ll know he’s a drink daddy when you naturally say “Daddy, can I have another?”
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“Girl, I blacked out last night because that Drink Daddy was so damn fine, I just kept ordering more.”
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