David

he’s a fucking asshole everyone hates him, he has a phat chode and loves dick down his throat, alls he eats is ass and big toes,if u know a david or if ur kids name is david abort them ASAP. they are the next gays of the generation

oi how gay is david
i know right what a faggot

by ur dads pp June 1, 2020

David

All david's are cute and kool.

Did you hear what her mum called david?

If its a david it must have been cute and kool!

by NotDavidOkay August 24, 2020

David

A man who is overly homosexual, usually terrible at video games and poker

Wow you cant even finish the second level? What a David...

by mohamedalakar August 12, 2015

David

noun. A nice boy who is extremely whipped when in a relationship.

David is whipped.

by dchang March 5, 2018

David

A tiny human with very small hands

That David over there has small hands!

by Whitworth12000 January 26, 2017

David

Stalker who hides in bushes.

David followed me home and hid in my bushes without m6 knowledge

by #funduringwork July 31, 2017

David

Hypebeast and always looking fly, David is the type of lad to fuck yo bitch and suck her toes. A scholar to heart and man of science, David spends way too much time studying bio. David got the freshest gear and the dirtiest ears. This nigga got the patchiest beard.

Shaggyass, bring dat ass here, David

by MinecraftCreeperfag January 7, 2018