jumper cables

Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.

***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.

Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!

by benormous May 5, 2006

cyber

Having to do with the internet or computers or technology, you know... that kind of stuff.

I have a cyber dog on my computer!

by Clarrissa Langley April 27, 2004

Cyber Sex

when you stick your penis in the CD drive of the computer and have sex with it while watcing porn

Hey yo did you here about michael cera? he got his cock stuck in his computer while having cyber sex with jamie lynn spears. what an asshole

by buttnuggett2015 July 29, 2010

cybercidal

In the mood or having the overwhelming urge to kill others in an on-line game. See also, cybercide.

After a stressful day at work, I was totally cybercidal. So I played Call of Duty and dropped a shit-load of noobs.

by Intercaust February 4, 2004

cyberboner

A figurative noun meant to describe the online lusting - albeit in jest - after others whose Internet-based writing, art, films, and media are awesome.

I've got a huge cyberboner for that guy's hilarious viral videos.

by fast_hugs July 11, 2007

Cyber CIA

Internet forum trolls who claim to be members of the CIA, NSA, or other "black-ops" orginization. Often frequent police and second ammendment forums

Cyber CIAer: First I was in both Delta Force and Force Recon at the same time, the first and only time that happened BTW; then I went to the CIA where I single handedly killed every terrorist in Afganistan, and worked as an "interrogation specialist", and I have pictures to prove it.

by vc85 February 27, 2009

cyber guilt

1. that feeli​ng you get when you recei​ve a "​frien​d reque​st"​ from someo​ne you'​re acqua​inted​ with,​ and/​or have been acqua​inted​ with-​possi​bly for years​,​ but have nothi​ng in commo​n with,​ and could​n'​t care less about​ what their​ "​life"​ is like "​these​ days"​ or in the days,​ weeks​,​ and years​ to come.​

2. that feeli​ng you get when you'​re faced​ with the decis​ion to "​appro​ve"​ or "​deny"​ a comme​nt on your socia​l netwo​rk of choic​e from a curre​nt "​frien​d"​ that refle​cts how littl​e they actua​lly know or under​stand​ about​ you in the first​ place​

"I recei​ved a frien​d reque​st from that girl in my class​ who talks​ all the time and never​ says anyth​ing,​ but becau​se I have to sit next to her 3 days a week,​ I'll feel "​cyber guilt​"​ if I don'​t accep​t it."

"I recei​ved an anima​ted comme​nt with some guys flexi​ng butt muscl​es and I think​ it's ignor​ant as hell,​ but if I don'​t post it I'll feel "​cyber​ guilt​".

by 1wiseass December 9, 2008