The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016

Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.

Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.

by micromoods January 11, 2023

Crystal

A girl who is like that

Damn She is Crystal

by Lmfndkd April 29, 2021

Crystal

Crystal is very beautiful although very introverted and sometimes often taken as being stuck up due to her lack of social skills. Crystals can be very funny when she opens up and lets herself go into comedy mode. Crystal is a bit self centered at times and will skip her only sisters daughters wedding because she just got a puppy, sort of things.

A Crystal is funny but not a friend you’d count on showing up.

by HJ1111 July 8, 2025

Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 3, 2023

Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020