Crushing Chips

Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.

by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011

Velvet Crush

Kool Aid and gin (serve chilled or on ice)
preferably blue, purple, or red

I'll have a velvet crush, which is kool aid and gin.

by NattyBoh Gillespie February 22, 2009

crush scale

A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.

1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.

Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?

Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.

Person 1: I got you bruh.

by caonima December 15, 2013

Talent Crush

When you so amazed by someone's talent that you can't help but fall for them.

Labiqa is so amazing! I have a total talent crush on her

by AUCPAB July 10, 2020

Crush syndrome

When someone has a crush on you and you think you like them because you're so flattered.

She's really ugly, I can't see why he'd want to date her. Problably just crush syndrome.

by MLG_pro_69_420_Blaze_it September 18, 2016

candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.

Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!

by loirão July 16, 2014

My crush

A person that has a 90% chance of bit liking you back but the 1% keeps you going. You also stare at them, and you’re a creep now.

I’m very sad because my crush has a girlfriend.

by HereIAmDontAskWhy March 18, 2022