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Crusty Trumpet

A sex act in which a man engages in anal sex with a woman, without any lube. The woman then releases gas during the act, not unlike a Trumpet.
man 1 - Where's Dave?
man 2 - I think he's slipping his secretary a Crusty Trumpet.
by Fbbb September 23, 2010
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crusty

anything thats nasty, it could be a person, place, idea or object. This thing is such a disgrace that it reminds you of rotten dried crusty cheese. Basically anything disgraceful, disgusting, plain stupid
1. Ewwww look at that Matt kid, his hair is so crusty.

2. That girl Becky has some crusty ass toenails.

3. Ew that boy Bobby is so crusty he tried to touch me in class.

4. That kid Kimani's notes were so crusty I could barely read them.
by DanaBana October 22, 2010
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crusty keys

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!
by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008
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crusty keys

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!
by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008
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Crusty Crumb Hole

It's that crust that you find around the N64 joystick. Where does it come from? and why is it so crusty?
Eww Sally just licked my crusty crumb hole...
by Tony Guacamole January 3, 2008
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Crusty Wigwom

The act of fucking in handstands, making a wigwom shape with their legs, where the female has a nasty STD (the Clap).
Bro, have you ever tried the Crusty Wigwom?
by Bro Rape '08 December 18, 2008
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crusty

a word describing someone that lacks class and is consequently unnatractive.
Jhanet: OMG! I forgot to do my hair today!

Liz: Yea I know your hair looks so crusty.
by AdamKrenz April 14, 2011
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