Corporate Cowboy

Noun: an individual who works for money for the sake of money. Takes care of business for business' sake. Renegade working inside corporate ranks, fucking up all kinds of bottlenecks and complacency. Rocks the boat and follows the money. Takes "In God We Trust" to literally mean our, the royal "We", trust held in fiat currency. Will break rules AND take credit for it. Not afraid to catch flak. Cutthoat. Guilty by association.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey did you hear redacted got called to the 11th floor?
Person 2: Technically, redacted can't be called anywhere. They're an 1099- Independent Contractor.
Person 1: Fucking Corporate Cowboy. Probably stays cutting checks.
Person 2: Probably stays breaking necks. "Earn your keep, if you know what I mean..." haha

Example 2
Person A: Since when is a work day 8-5? WTF happened to 9-5?
Person B: "Right-to-Work", bud.
Person A: WTF is "Right-to-Work?" What happened to "Fire-at-Will?"
Person B: You need approval to fuck with Rules of Engagement. Corporate War and all. Can't just lick potshots all willy-nilly.
Person A: Fucking ay, man. Corporate Cowboys don't have to deal with Chains of Command. Are they hiring?
Person B: They don't hire. They only fire. Hahaha
Person A: Haha lit

by el socio October 10, 2018

Honolulu Cowboy

Danielle Bartlett

You’re a fuckin honolulu cowboy

by Poopvagina March 18, 2019

The crazy cowboy

When a men ties his penis in a knot, and spins around with two fully loaded pistols in both hands

Hey mommy look i can do the crazy cowboy just like daddy

by Jhonny Turner August 27, 2009

Cinnamon Cowboy

While penetrating a girl who's on all fours you reach for your cinnamon candle that's been lit a while. You then toss the hot cinnamon wax into her anus, grab her hair and hold on for the ride. A cowboy hat and chaps are optional.

Yeah Shasta hasn't called me back since I gave her that Cinnamon Cowboy.

by Jedi 007 October 12, 2005

pink cowboy

a gay who gets anal from equestrians

that guy loves his horses so much he is a pink cowboy

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Cowboy Method

A method of birth control that involves taking your gun out of the holster and shooting it. Another term for skeeting.

She won't get pregnant. I used the cowboy method.

by Fuhrball2 November 2, 2008

Thristy Cowboy

The cupping hand posture similar to a thristy cowboy drinking out of a river, but instead the hand cups the genitals of either sex.

"Seth looked like he was taking a long drink of water with that thirsty cowboy move on Tara."

"Did that guy just give you the thristy cowboy on the dance floor?!"

by DezNutsTsNuts April 20, 2009