Cougar Cheese

An older woman's vagina slime.

"Dude I just hooked up with your mom, she has some nasty cougar cheese."

by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012

Cougarism

The practice of undergrad people marrying far older women or financial needs (sugar mommy) or sexual intimacy. This is usually illegal but practiced in various parts of the Western Hemisphere and some parts of India.

My mom practices cougarism

by Boom Flex August 8, 2018

Cougar Remoras

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.

I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.

by Webastards July 13, 2023

Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

cougar's life

( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality

For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff

by Sexydimma March 9, 2017

Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar

Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!

by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018

cougar life

(based on the internet site (cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Gary Ridgway

by Sexydimma November 24, 2013