when a person shoves a finger up someone's butthole when they have clothing on, done in public and for the purpose of humor
by Guest75453 May 18, 2008

While having sex on the beach, you pull out while she's distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in
by eric March 29, 2005

Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.
by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

by HAZ3R September 28, 2005

This is a sexual act, much like the chili dog, that involves some 'teamwork', and a very generous partner.
Upon male ejaculation, either the male or the female...or hell, BOTH, may cup the semen in their hands, and then rub on, or jack off the male with it. The male may go about his business until the semen dries and 'crusts'.
The male then takes his limp wiener dog to partner and then has partner eat his newly made 'corn dog' whichever way they like, by mouthing it, picking off the crust, or by nibbling it piece by piece.
Upon male ejaculation, either the male or the female...or hell, BOTH, may cup the semen in their hands, and then rub on, or jack off the male with it. The male may go about his business until the semen dries and 'crusts'.
The male then takes his limp wiener dog to partner and then has partner eat his newly made 'corn dog' whichever way they like, by mouthing it, picking off the crust, or by nibbling it piece by piece.
"Hey baby...you know how you always gag, because its warm and creamy? Well guess what..."
or
"You hungry? Cuz I can make up a mean corn dog LOADED with calcium and protein!"
or
"You hungry? Cuz I can make up a mean corn dog LOADED with calcium and protein!"
by PenguinExX June 29, 2006

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 16, 2018
