James Cook

The skin head of the group. 90% body fat with a tad of muscles he’s gained over years of abusing steroids.
Claims he pulls 10/10 girls. But really, all we’ve seen 3 umpalumpas.
Watch out if your in a kitchen with him, especially if there’s duck tape near by.
Trim is a solid 3/10

Owen “Is that aitch over there”
Hayden “Naa hes too buff to be aitch”
George “THATS JAMES COOK Does he have a mrs? Mine is getting boring”

by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020

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Anti-vaxxer, flat-earther, QAnon believer. Apollo 11 denier and thinks aircraft Chemtrails are a government plot to cause brain failure (which doesn’t apply to them as this has already occurred).

Often angry, fat old white men but sometimes over-enhanced bimbo or Republican nominee from Louisiana

Invariably a red neck/chav/bogan. Drives a pickup with ‘True Patriot’ bumper sticker (or in Australia ‘fuck off we’re full’ sticker). Loved Brexit. Don’t like no Mexicans takin’ all our goddamed jobs.

Blames everything on Bill Gates, George Soros or Hillary Clinton.

Usually big-time Trump/MAGA supporter, can’t spell and YELLS on Twitter.

Those people carrying confederate flags and “Freedom” banners, screaming obscenities and shouting “four more years” are total cookers.

That person on TV with the mullet, eyes pointing in different directions and claiming Covid was a Bill Gates invention distributed by a Jewish Space Laser is such a stupid cooker

by UrbanCynic October 9, 2022

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