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Fanta Claus is Comin'

Fanta Claus is Comin' is a parody of 'Fanta Claus is Coming to Twon' the prequel to 'Rudoplh the Reindeer' spoof 'Rudoph the 5 legged reindeer' by Most Offensive Videos on the net. Banned on several sites. The online sto motion movie tells the twisted story of young Fanta who leave Saphire, his mammy, to bring Kwanzaa snow from Shizzerville. Unfortunately he turns into a series of misfit sickos and spurts jizz onto each one, including a schoolteacher, Knee High, (who teaches trainables), Brair Sharecropper, who teaches him the meaning of Kwanzaa, and several others. Narrated by Special Delivery Spooger, the most twisted postman ever. Banned from YouTube after release in 2008. Sickest animation ever.
Peter: Fanta Claus is Comin' was so sick that Ned practically threw up watching it. Everyone was jerking off out fake cum and it looked like hand soap, and there was a violent castration, and a black Sasquatch fucked a chick to death, literally.

Nate: Awesome. I will have to watch it.
by freakfrakky22 June 19, 2011
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Coding_Null

This man is a wild dog fucker who is hunted by the police and has a $25k bounty!! Police want him dead or alive! He has killer over 9999k policemen!
Police: “Oh God there’s Coding_Null, what a badass!”
Coding_Null: “Oh hello police man” *pow pow*

*the police man suddenly died*
by big fat man big fat July 7, 2018
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OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November
Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass
by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021
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coning

the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.
Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately?

Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!

Guy 1: Oh well.
by darian felento December 30, 2011
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coring

Hardcore dancing, moshing, flailing, et cetera.
Used to describe hardcore dancing in general by those who aren't metal heads but aren't indie snobs.
Ah, man, did you see Josh coring last night! Fucking radical.

I cored so hard last night, you should have been there!

Dude, we're going to core so mental tonight.
by OrllyMmk October 25, 2010
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Covington

actually it's a small little lame ass excuse of a village near seattle...more specifically, the bum fucking egypt of the greater seattle area
Look kids, Covingtons finally on the map! Holy Cranky!
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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coning

The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.
Cone that Bitch
Ice Cream Cone
I got caught coning by my bitches
by Keaijaf Iejsa May 6, 2008
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