christopher

a big as gargantuan shlong with a monster cock literally will penetrate ur kidney's none sho

dam christopher is a big dick wonder

by penis slayer 900 September 29, 2021

Christopher Cobb

A toxic Pokémon Go player, known to cry when his gyms are beaten.

Christopher Cobb messaged me telling me to go to hell over Pokémon go

by PokemonGoGuy November 1, 2018

Christopher

Stupid pig or something idk

“Hey you know Christopher?”

“Oh, that old thing? He’s just a stupid pig.”

“Yeah that’s what I said...”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

christopher naseiro

he has the pp in the class and has big balls

WHOAAA THERE IS THAT christopher naseiro

by christopher naseiro April 8, 2019

Dirty Christopher

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

Christopher

A guy with a hot sister. He has no personality or anything people just use him for his sister. He’s a mysterious kid and
hes mysterious and weird.

Christopher: I’m going to kms

by FactGuy7873 March 24, 2022

christopher

christopher is the kind of man that makes you do a double take. He is sweet and attractive in every way. He takes your breath away and sweeps you off your feet. He may not make a move for 4 years but, he will be waiting for you with open arms to begin a bright beautiful future with you. He’s perfect and a great cook, supposedly. Amazing all around. Skillful, smart, courageous, brave, protective, romantic, sweet, hilarious and beautiful laugh and smile .

Christopher stole something of mine, that’s normal tempo is 60-100.

by jooooooooojojojojojojojo November 24, 2021