Jesus Christ

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)

The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.

by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024

Jesus Christ the Nazarene

God in the flesh.

person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!

by IFuckingHateEve December 4, 2023

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

Pleasus christ

A cheeky phrase that is used when intending to politely ask for anything. It both captivates its recipients, and lets them know that the user is a follower of Jesus.

Mama:
Son, would you like some more milk?

Son:
Yes mama.

Mama:
What’s the magic word?

Son:
Pleasus Christ.

Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.

by bodakun April 19, 2024

Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018

Jesus Christ!

Shocked exclamation

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Jesus christ

a person who never existed, probably made up for fame.

That guy said he owns urban dictionary!

I bet 5 bucks he’s a Jesus Christ.

by THARSHEBLOES March 12, 2025