JACOB RENE REYNA AKA JESUS CHRIST USES HIS PHONE TO CONTROL THE PEOPLE IN ACTUAL HELL CITY... WHILE THEY THINK THEY HAVE ME FUCK IN THE SHADOWS...
by Jacob and Matthew Reyna July 24, 2023
Get the JESUS CHRISTmug. The act of putting melted sugar onto your penis and spreading it out like a meatloaf (including in the tip) and then forcing yourself upon another individual who gave consent until you ejaculate sugary goodness everywhere, emulating a rocket. This act needs be done on the sandy beaches of Brazil in full view of the Christ the Redeemer statue and in a mud hut if possible.
Kameron: Hey guys, where were you and why are you both all covered in sugar and cum?
Mihir: Daniel just gave me the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket.
Kameron: Wicked bro, let me join next time.
Mihir: Daniel just gave me the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket.
Kameron: Wicked bro, let me join next time.
by Dirty What a Beast June 30, 2025
Get the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocketmug. A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
by poop master general October 14, 2022
Get the Jesus Fucking Christ Holemug. another way to say Christmas.
A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,
without using his direct words.
on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,
without using his direct words.
on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.
by stripes is not my name September 23, 2009
Get the Holy Christ Daymug. Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.
I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
Get the Christ Kardashianmug. by James buttfucker September 3, 2020
Get the Christ-ejeckingmug. Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.
Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!
by Steffanzo February 21, 2017
Get the Christ creditmug.