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Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021
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Street Chimp

Racial term or slang for someone from the ghetto, preferably black or African American, going around the neighborhood destroying and/or vandalizing private property.
Sean: hey man! There’s a BLM protest down the street.
Tom: Nah man, those are just street chimps looting and stealing John’s Electronics Store.
by LongSlongSilver8D January 28, 2021
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The Chimpanzee Stratagee

The Chimpanzee Stratagee is a war tactic where you send in Chimpanzee's with guns most commonly used for them are Ak-47's as it is an easy and cheap weapon meaning losing one is barely touched in your militaries budget.
"Ahh shit hey commander they are doing The Chimpanzee Stratagee
by Commander Chimp February 3, 2021
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full chimpanzee

When your friends completely disregard what you can do and throw shit in your face.
I work at a cider house but purchased cider at a bottle shop. I went full chimpanzee on them.
by Funniest Turtle February 22, 2021
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Sea Chimp

A boater that doesn't know what they're doing and wants all their work done cheap.
by SoapsOn June 13, 2021
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Tribal Chimp

The best hair styling products on the market! Try it once and change your routine forever!
Tribal Chimp: be a voice, not an echo.
by Tribal Chimp November 23, 2021
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Big chimpin

Big Chimpin is when you and/or your crew go full aggro ape mode.. Especially in games but also IRL
"Watch this strat im about to go full BIG CHIMPIN on these fools."

"oh yeah we real Big Chimpin now guys!!"
by Dr. Noxus May 22, 2022
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