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Presto and Chill

The cheap Australian's version of Netflix and Chill for those that can't afford Netflix and must settle for Presto's 'slightly less limited' viewing material.
Aussie Bloke: Ay love. You up for some classy Presto and Chill?
Aussie Sheila: Bby pls. What are we watching?
Aussie Bloke: Nothing.
by Mephisto P. Heles January 21, 2016
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Politics and chill

Politics and chill is for 40 year olds enjoying Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton too much.
Guy,"Yo heard the elections lately?"

The girl hesitates.
Girl,"I know what you want"

Guy,"Wanna"

Girl screams!

Girl,"Politics and chill!"

And that is how Donald Trump was made, because The Girl found out the Boy was her brother,
and when Trump was born he was dropped on his head 14 times.
by Thebootybythesecondman August 12, 2016
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Chilled Cock

condoms kept in a refrigerator nice and cool. Feels better during sex
I overheard frank say to Telly he likes a chilled cock in his ass.
by Gill kill December 2, 2013
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Chilling Poolside

Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."
Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."
by MainVainer May 5, 2014
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bitch chills

When you think or talk about a male or female you don't like, (an ex perhaps) and you get chills because of it.
-Hey bro, what ever happened to that one girl you dated?
-Lets not talk about her.. I get bitch chills just thinking about her.

~Hey, what ever happened to that guy you dated?
~Lets not talk about him, I get bitch chills when I think of him.
by CodyMc September 7, 2015
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Chill Camping

Participating in the activity of "camping" when the outside temperature is anything but ideal. Chill Camping usually occurs in areas that experience short summers so outdoorsmen and women are forced to "camp" when the temperature regularly falls below freezing, snow is usually accompanied by this activity, as well as the saying, "the colder it is outside, the bigger the fire".
I had the weekend off so Trinity, Sydney and I went to the lake and did some Chill Camping..... I know it's December in North Dakota, but we had a blast, there was snow on the ground, so we just had a bigger fire!
by bonzo348 December 14, 2014
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Chill the dick

another way of saying no when in a sexual encounter
dude I said I was on my period, chill the dick
by Lykra Dranks July 26, 2018
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