cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.

Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick

by The_rabbits November 13, 2017

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Cheeto Job

nikita vodka + ginger + Job = Cheeto Job

“Ay ginger, mate why you got nikita, pink lemonade and a job?” “Quite simply fuck off like” “Ay mate you’ve got a Cheeto Job thing innit”

by Trolley911 November 30, 2017

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Cheeto

Derogatory term for Donald Trump, deriving from his fake tan and ginger toupee, as well as both Trump and Cheetos being “artificial, bad for you, bad for America, and likely to leave you with...a weird aftertaste” (Maura Judkis, Washington Post ‘16)

Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus

I wish the Joint Chiefs would forcefeed President* Cheeto some Adderall so he could handle being briefed by someone other than Fox News.

by LegalDrugDealeRx January 14, 2018

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