VD card

Virginity Dropped Card. Once you exchange your V card for sex you are left with a VD card and the V card of your partner (if he/she was a virgin)

Dude I cashed in my V card to this slut, but I didnt get any V card in return from her , instead I was left with a VD card!!

by yo mom eh gai February 19, 2018

wifey card

A Women whom wants to be a wife one day. Dreams of marrying her ideal husband who's Tall, Athletic, Handsome and Romantic in every way. Live in a big house and have beautiful kids but she's neither cooks or bakes on a regular basis.

Man. Can you make me a Fudge German Chocolate cake.

Charmaine. If I read the instruction on the box I'm sure I can make a chocolate cake for you.
Man. Charmaine I'm have to take away your Wifey card until you learn how to cook and bake.

by Doit4thevine November 19, 2014

pokemon card

the best thing EVER

bob:do you have a pokemon card steve:yes wanna trade

by bm88 February 28, 2022

Ace of Cards

the best person out of a group

1: you see Jerry over there?, he's the ace of cards of our group
2; agreed

by Uno Ace Cards May 20, 2021

Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018

Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 18, 2010