canadian snowball

Where a girl/boy has mash potatos in her/his mouth and then gives a blowjob

Guy 1: how did it go with that girl last night
Guy 2: it was great she gave me a canadian snowball

by The jolly wanker December 1, 2016

Canadian Railway

A sex act involving Canada's favorite elixir, maple syrup. One participant squirts maple syrup into their anus; then, that parson pushes the syrup out of their anus into the anus of another participant. Although originally intended for two participants, it could, in theory, go on infinitely.

"Did ya hear about those hosers making a mess at the Motel 6?"
"Oh yeah, you betcha. The were riding the Canadian Railway."

by ThiccDaveCave April 22, 2017

canadian pipeline

The canadian pipeline is the act of inserting a straw into ones anus and then putting the other side of the straw into someones elses anus and then you proceed to fart and the gases will then travel into the others persons anus

"Hey bob want to canadian pipeline"
"no jimmy unless dad can join"
"Ok bob We will need the free way straw"
"Get a wide straw, i like the sensation it gives""
"ok jimmy i love uou"

by Angrynigel April 27, 2017

Canadian Cum Carnival

A Canadian Cum Carnival is when a house is filled with Canadian men and only 1 woman. It only really becomes a Cum Carnival when the as many the men as possible creampie the woman and give her a bukkake party.

Last Canada Day me and the boys cracked a cold one at Jeff's house. It was very packed. We soon realized that there was a full house with only one female there, lets just say that it quickly became one Canadian Cum Carnival!

by LongWongBinLaden July 2, 2017

Canadian Thanksgiving

Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.

Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.

Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!

by mentalkid123 August 5, 2017

Canadian Hamock

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)

Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.

by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017

Canadian Twinkie

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.

Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.

by Destis5445 November 2, 2017