Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.

Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!

by nao2357 February 21, 2021

Global Can't Read

If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment

It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.

Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode

Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later

Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...

by ChalterIsBalans October 14, 2022

can't raise a man

1. Grown-ass boy so a man that acts like a little boy.

2. When his mama ain't raise him right so u want him to "grow up"
3. A man who needs to grow up

"You 'can't raise a man', he's already grown, what are you gonna do?"

by thatonegirl_ml October 26, 2020

can't be blank

can't be blank

can't be blank

by CorgulantCaster44 December 22, 2020

Can't Undersplain

The inability to understand or explain something. Usually while chemically augmented AKA fucked up.

Hey bro I'm walking around Electric forest and I can't Undersplain an effin thing soooooo gonzo

by Benjiblueyes April 13, 2020

Hard can't

Something you actually can't do, as opposed to something you shouldn't do.

Me: We can't go there, there's a fence.
She: There's no barbed wire, it's not a hard can't.

by suede-o-nym April 20, 2015

You can't imagine

Why Israel would block aid? TO STARVE THEM. Because they're psychopath worshipping schizos "Where not killing them! God is! See? I did it indirectly so it's God!"

Hym "You can't imagine why they would do it? Because they want to make an example out of them to deter future attacks. How abouts, start raping Jewish women around the world and don't stop until they start letting food in. Start with Ben's wife's."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024