by JesusChristOurSavior February 11, 2024
a kinky freak who has no limits in the bedroom or any part of the house as he does what he pleases and is quite smart and strong
man caleb hein fucked my ass over the dinner table with my arms behind my back last night i still cant feel my waist
by reddragon6579 October 05, 2017
Caleb Bailor is a super sexy meme lover with usually a large penis. Caleb’s favorite music is probably early 2000s R&B so that they can record sappy snaps in the rain to send to there mother when they come home to late and the house is locked.
Man 1: “Hey why do you always have a huge bulge?”
Man 2: “Stop dude, I’m just trying to be like Caleb Bailor!”
Man 2: “Stop dude, I’m just trying to be like Caleb Bailor!”
by TeaRaptor August 05, 2021
by NIGGA696969696 June 23, 2017
Caleb Aaron Schreur is just so handsome and perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart. He takes care of you and make you feel his love; CHERISH IT WHILE IT LAST. He is the most protective and loving young man. He's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his PERFECT, AMAZING weirdness. I miss that SO much about him. He'll do almost anything to make you smile or laugh! He's just hilarious! He'll tease you until you can't stand him anymore; but he could pretty much NEVER annoy me.
If you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. But BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT COULD LEAAD TO THE END...Being such an important part of Caleb Aaron Schreur's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because HOW COULD You NOT be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but PLEASE prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he might just need you.
Please handle Caleb Aaron Schreur with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Caleb Aaron Schreur is the adventure of a lifetime...if only it could have lasted a lifetime.
If you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. But BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT COULD LEAAD TO THE END...Being such an important part of Caleb Aaron Schreur's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because HOW COULD You NOT be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but PLEASE prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he might just need you.
Please handle Caleb Aaron Schreur with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Caleb Aaron Schreur is the adventure of a lifetime...if only it could have lasted a lifetime.
Girl 1: Hey, I know that Caleb Aaron Schreur likes you now, that you like him, and doesn't like me anymore...but PLEASE don't be dumb like me, I REALLY blew it. I was being too naive, thinking that I could just be friends with the guys around me, but DON'T because it ruined things for me...Just adore him. If you are going to go through with this, please PLEASE take my advice, Caleb Aaron Schreur is the most important person that could be in your life, at least, he was in mine. Treat him the way you feel...I didn't. He thought I didn't really care for him but, if only he knew how things were in my head...I thought he knew, but, I guess not...I'll love him forever, even if he doesn't feel the same for me...the hurt of loosing him will never truly go away no matter how hard I try. He is and always will be on my mind, forever...
by SatineKidman01 May 14, 2022