Cabbage Patch Cute

Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.

In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.

by Oldenphat May 07, 2010

Muff cabbage

its a jersey thing.

You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.

by jumping beans October 16, 2010

cabbage patch syndrome

the fact that this word even exist is a mystery and its meaning is non existant

that guy suffers cabbage patch syndrome

by jimmythejester May 10, 2006

cabbage patch kids

A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.

Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.

by the mustache man from Detroit May 15, 2011

How the cow ate the cabbage

To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.

If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!

by 911whodis December 02, 2021

I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.

Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.

by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009

not as green as you're cabbage looking

Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)

"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"

by splatharri March 29, 2010