Sexual Camel

1. A man who is married and therefore denied of sex for long periods of time.

2. A male who has the ability to go long periods of time without sex due to being deprived of sex---usually as a result of being deprived of sex by a spouse.

Guy 1: You have been divorced for six months! You need to get laid!

Guy 2: Yeah, but I was married for 15 years! I am a sexual camel! I can cross this sexual desert.

by Pigue December 28, 2010

camel

a holy cigarette brand which is well known for its full flavoured taste. Probably the best thing Turks and Americans have done together after the incursion of Iraq.

Ali: It used to say "Turkish & American Blend" on Camel packs.

Nick: It still does in USA.

Ali: Well, not in Turkey not anymore...

Nick: Who gives a fuck man.

Ali: That's right.

by funkistan March 3, 2008

cotton camel

slag for Sanitary Towel

guy #1: yo man, you gettin laid tonight

guy #2: nah man, she's riding the cotton camel

by metalmilitiaaaa August 11, 2009

Two angry camels in a tiny car.

Expression used to claim victory over any Argument, regardless of topic.

Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."

Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)

Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."

by victicom May 1, 2010

christmas came early

The expression "christmas came early" originated in northern New Mexico. In this case, "christmas" refers to the unique combination of both red chile and green chile on your breakfast burrito. The fiery blend has a unique chemical reaction that results in premature bowel movements that are tainted with the fire of the chile. Thus, when one has a BM after consuming a christmas breakfast burrito, christmas is said to have come early.

Ralph: Oh, man! It's only 10:00 am and that loaf I dropped felt like fire!

Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.

by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008

camelot apartments

an apartment complex in coon rapids where several shootings and drug deals go down every day

yo u betta watch out goin by the camelot apartments u gonna get shot at

by compton matt November 15, 2006

came down

drug effects wore off

past tense of coming down
Drug effects are wearing off

I came down a little while ago

by The Gunslinger April 4, 2004