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CrapChat

1.when someone sends you an utterly pointless snap chat image.

2. When Someone sends you a picture of their freshly brewed shite still steaming in the toilet...
Aww for fuck sake Gordon just CrapChatted me,

What?

He just sent me a picture of his shite..
by Dutchcoolpepper September 9, 2013
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useless crap

Any and all computer software,that does nothing more than add unneeded "eye candy" and suck the resources and memory from your computer.
This fucking XP Black Edition,is a total piece of "useless crap" that turned my kick-ass computer in to a boat anchor.
by NoLove_4_BS April 23, 2009
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Crap Rat

When one takes a crap on a rat and then throws it at a girl. Before throwing the rat, one often spins it while holding the tail and then throws it.
Guy 1: Ooooh shit, whats wrong with that girl?
Guy 2: Ewww man, she looks like she was crap rat'd all night.

Example 2:
Guy 1: That broad is a bitch
Guy 2: You know what she needs?
Guy 1: Whats that guy 2?
Guy 2: That bitch needs to get brought back down to earth with a few crap rats to the face.
Guy 1 and 2: Let's go get some rats
by Kid Bobby + Whooo Kid Willy April 13, 2009
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craptacular

(adj.)

1.What Bart Simpson said when he saw Homer's Christams-Light decorating abilities.

2. Really crappy

3. A really bad-looking thing.
It's as craptacular as cow-pie.
by Bob April 10, 2004
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Crapzilla

Being or having to do with crap of gargantuan proportions.
Matrix: Revolutions was crapzilla.
by Goofmanusa December 30, 2003
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ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.
Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.
by kilometeros July 7, 2008
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crapocalypse

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.
If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.
by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004
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