both people put on blind folds and you fill your partners ass-holes with tea and you try and dunk a biscuit in the persons asshole and eat it
by 2jul0 July 19, 2021
Originally the name of a tabloid magazine written for those in the medical profession. Now, it merely refers to subscriptions that you're still paying for and receiving in your mail - these of which you neither have the time to read nor ever intend to do so.
I'm getting bored of this trashy fashion magazine that I've stupidly subscribed to two months ago. It's such a British Medical Journal!
by Morbus February 24, 2013
the act of tipping a female ass up. pouring a fresh pot of brewed tea into her ass. then sucking the shitty mess out with a set of straws.
for kellys going away party we preformed a british tea party on her. regardless of her wishes. wow what a shitty delicous mess. yum
by joe appenfeldt April 01, 2008
British Noob Party.
a growing movment in modern britain and its colonies, such as england, wales and scotland to name few, that share the views A, noobs should be goverment regulated, through policey, legislation and a control pad
B, the acronym BNP should be owened by the British Noob Party, because Noob hate is cooler than Xenophobia
C, noobs should be redefined as property, so non noobs can own/pwn their very own Noob dailey
D, Total annoobicide for all that oppose the war on Noobs
a growing movment in modern britain and its colonies, such as england, wales and scotland to name few, that share the views A, noobs should be goverment regulated, through policey, legislation and a control pad
B, the acronym BNP should be owened by the British Noob Party, because Noob hate is cooler than Xenophobia
C, noobs should be redefined as property, so non noobs can own/pwn their very own Noob dailey
D, Total annoobicide for all that oppose the war on Noobs
viva la the despot rule of the noob overlords!
The British NooB Party aims to be a force for postive humour
noob is oringaly derivided from the neophyte around 1850 according to my extensive research
The British NooB Party aims to be a force for postive humour
noob is oringaly derivided from the neophyte around 1850 according to my extensive research
by The noob overlord March 21, 2011
A fat British woman is an overweight British woman/girl most of the time will date a back African man
by The real pewds April 21, 2019
The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.
by Anonymous217678687 May 11, 2011
when a member of the British royal guard uses his bear hat between your legs in a circular motion and then reaches around and jerks you off at the same time... Thus giving you the sensation of a bear tickling your balls and putting your cock on a conveyor belt in a factory....
My boyfriend went to the Royal Palace and got a British reach around FML I can never ever satisfy him again
by domkeychoker August 04, 2018