instant breakfast

A blow-job first thing in the morning.

I woke up this morning and gave my girlfriend an instant breakfast.

by nahead24 January 23, 2010

Floridian Breakfast

The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.

Ain't nothing better than a Floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin' doe.

by Raschkor April 1, 2012

English Breakfast

When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).

"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"

by LVW October 6, 2019

Farm Fresh Breakfast

Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.

Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.

Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.

I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2018

Becktastic

A feeling of great joy and happiness that makes you mellow and peaceful like a Beck song that is delivered by someone named Becky.

This lavender ice cream is Becktastic! Thanks Becky!

by Beckytastic March 24, 2010

tahitian breakfast

when you put tasty fruits in your girls puss and eat her out!

i ate kiwi's off of lisa's pussy.that was agood tahitian breakfast!

by tha bishop November 15, 2006

greek breakfast

a frappe or similar iced coffee followed by a cigarette, then the glass is filled with water and drank over again followed by a second cigarette. The meal must be had sitting and if possible outside to maintain greekness.

Yiannis ate a greek breakfast this morning and he's having lamb for dinner.

by Foti Thesalonikos September 6, 2007