brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).

Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.

by MegaWak August 1, 2016

Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012

Brad

Hes a nice guy , extremely overweight , and usually a huge geek for superheros and stupid stuff . Can be funny but sometimes you just think shut up you fat whopper. He's probably nice too girls and then everybody think he has thousands of girls . Racist,sexist,homophobic and basically really annoying . Also he's probably suicidal from time too time . He loves his family and kids and enjoys work as a plumber or some kind off high wage job

Brad is a fat , Simp of a twat

by 1234mynamebrad January 18, 2021

brad

someone sophia is in love with

brad

by 2 glocks on 22gz November 19, 2020

Brad noremberg

Fuckin fat headed crackhead looking maggot who sucks his own spunk out of his willy

Brad noremberg

by Jewkiller123455 May 2, 2019

brad

A amazing dragon that lived on ClickWell's stream and he killed it.

Brad is amazing and loves eating tacos with Eli.

by fantasyanimalvegan February 10, 2023

Brad Dull

A person who is an annoying pretentious cunt, who is truly charmless.

Person One: I ran into my old toxic boyfriend yesterday.
Person Two: Which one?
Person One: The most recent one, he's such a Brad Dull.

by TheDeadYeti January 16, 2025