Booger stoink

A junkie wit no cash but his money

Wojak : "please hand a dolla or react to my tiktok!"
Chad : "Sorry, i don't give money to booger stoinks im kind of wealthy."

by Al Packino August 22, 2021

brain booger

when you have someone inside your brain that sneezes, your brain and size of head expand backwards in a way that you start looking like a pumpking head.

man i think someone sneezed inside your head, you might have a brain booger. That shit is whack.

by space trip January 30, 2018

Nipple Booger

Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing

Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.

"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."

by Shenaniganz13 December 20, 2021

nut booger

when you are eating snack mix and you sneeze and a nut comes out of your nose. you then attempt to eat said but again.

I'm eating a snack mix, and you know they have peanuts, and I sneezed and I was in the middle of eating a handful of nuts and one came out my nose. But here's the gross part I reate that nut booger. 😂😂😂"Heather Hamilton"

by taco..taco salad March 25, 2017

Pussy booger

When you leave a booger in a vagina to see if she’s for the streets. If it’s gone the next time you have sex she gets around

example 1: I left a pussy booger in my gf it wasn’t there the next time we fucked. Turns out she’s been fucking her cousin

Example 2: My one night stand had a pussy booger in her. Shit got on my dick.

by Legendaryshopbesties December 9, 2021

Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012

Gooch Booger

One who has a dried cum stain on their gooch.

Purple is such a Gooch Booger

by MrYogiBear November 27, 2022