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smile bones

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.
by BardleyMcBeard June 8, 2018
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Thems the bones

A bastardization of the phrase thems the breaks, a phrase meaning "it is what it is".

The phrase is likely inspired by the phrase "roll the bones", meaning to roll dice or generally to gamble, referring to "that's just how the dice land".
"Dang, I dropped my car keys down a sewer grate."
"Well, thems the bones."
by ThisisJacksonMissi March 28, 2022
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bone tired

Bone tired is not a synonym for "Very Tired" or "Wiped out." It goes far deeper. Being bone tired is to be so deeply exhausted your bones themselves feel dull and weak. Every cuticle, every fiber of your being be it mental, physical, or emotional want nothing more than the sweet release of lady moon herself. To be bone tired is to see the eyes of eternal slumber and deny it the satisfaction of another morsel. You do not get to the state of bone tired easy, it takes an extreme sadist or an unfortunate insomniac to even crack the surface of what it is to be bone tired.

If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
Two people walk into a room where they encounter a third person deliriously stumbling around.

"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
by elrond420 September 23, 2021
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clapping bones

When you pretend to have a 3 way with a chick but you’re really having a sword fight with one of your boys
Yeah I told people in discord me and one of my boys had a 3 way with a chick but we were really clapping bones and cumming on each other’s cock heads
by Kjb569 December 16, 2018
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Cirillo to the Bone

"Cirillo to the Bone" is a phrase used to mock one's overall intelligence and skills. Another variation of this phrase is "Boned to the Cirillo" which essentially means that someone is screwed, or in deep shit.
by Tony Tzoutis September 28, 2022
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dinosaur bone

Having sex with someone from your past
I met up with a Amanda last night, haven’t seen her in years, we dinosaur boned.
by JoeJoeDPlate June 2, 2018
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Bone Coffin

Is another term to describe the Anus. It was derived from the term "Bone Smuggling" which is slang for Anal Sex.
I need to bury "this" (erection) in your Bone Coffin!

Babe... This Boner can't possibly rest in peace until it's in your Bone Coffin!
by ProfessionalPartyer November 17, 2011
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