Buzzer Beater Genius

A person that procrastinates so much that they often land in situations where they are practically guaranteed to miss a deadline or completely fail their project, only to miraculously succeed in their last-minute action with flying colors.

"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"

by TheSiegeMachine March 24, 2018

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

market beater

A person who likes to beat the market.

#1 Warren Buffet is a market beater. #2 Dude you are such a market beater.

by tequila guy April 12, 2019

Buzzer Beater

When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself

Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!

by Gloryboy4life October 4, 2019

Chest Beater

In reference to the mentally disabled who are seen frequently "beating their chest" usually while in a wheelchair. This is a term used to insult someone, basically calling them retarded.

Dude how did Jeff think he would get away with that? What a fucking chest beater lol.

by Badumchi April 19, 2020

Bird beater

A bird beater is someone who beats birds often called marcel, Jayden, Aron and Samuel

"Hey Reece my brothers a bird beater"

"After what happened last night I believe my brother is a bird beater

by BiggestBoss715 November 8, 2020

More better

When someone is saying something is better and you win by saying more better.

“Aaron you have a better mic now!”
“Aaron’s mic is more better!”

by More better April 11, 2021