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gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
by phoenix steel March 10, 2008
mugGet the gravel badgermug.

Badger

A person who sports the Stone Island branded badge at every conceivable opportunity.
There's a badger, over there, nothing is going to kick off here, tonight.

There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!
by MaksR January 10, 2024
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Badger Game

A version of the Murphy Game, a confidence trick used to gain money and valuables from a victim. Basically a combination of extortion and strong arm robbery.

A male and female team carries out this con. The female entices a male mark, preferably a married business man, to come back to her apartment or hotel room. The mark thinks he is going to have sexual relations with her. She gets her victim to start disrobing.

At some point her male accomplice (often her boyfriend or husband) bursts into the room (outside door, from another room, or a closet). He threatens to beat up the victim and/or to tell his wife if he doesn't hand over his money and possibly any jewelry in his possession.
The detective wasn't buying the victim's story about being held up in a dark alley. He knew a local bar fly and her boyfriend were using the badger game to rob out of town businessmen like this poor slob.
by Tom D. Gaul August 21, 2022
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coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023
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Belying badger

A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.

A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.
I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.
by Her Purpleness December 17, 2012
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Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!
by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017
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mackerel badger

When you flatulate, say this to let others know you've farted but you don't want to say it outright. Originated from Invercargill we believe, and can also be shortened to 'maccy badge'
*farts* 'mackerel badger!' teacher: what? class: *giggles*
by yeah,nah October 28, 2010
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