boner stomp

When your friend is having sex and you tackle him out of her while another friend does a heel drop on his boner.

-Hey is Brian fucking Jill upstairs?
-Yeah, let's go boner stomp him.

boner stomp by theultimatesword March 11, 2011

Boner Wiggle 

Posture used when a person is gloating. The person has their body errect and moving side to side bragging about things that their friends do not have.

Danny bragged to his single friends, saying "I have a girlfriend," while closing his eyes and doing his boner wiggle.

Boner Wiggle by Jenn Hoffmaster July 26, 2007

Boner Status 

When a girl is lookn hott as fuck and she is fuck-able material

1. Damn bro, girl is boner status

Boner Status by MASTER BLOWNSKI July 16, 2009

boner shrinker 

A woman who is completely undesirable.

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

boner shrinker by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008

Boner Killer

A girl so ugly and repulsive that when she walks into the room any guy who had an erection immediately goes flacid.

"Yo, I was at this party with all these chicks, but then this boner killer walked into the room, and I went completely limp."

Boner Killer by fallinouttadabox October 20, 2008

boner hot 

A really sexy boner-worthy female

the following women are boner hot IMO:
Carmen Electra
JLO
Leila Arcieri
Liv Tyler
Angelina Jolie
Amanda Peet
Aria Giovanni
Sonny Leone and Tiger Wood's wife.

boner hot by asshairs April 11, 2005

boner burn 

To jack off with icy hot and then to fuck a girl up the ass whole.

I gave your grandma a boner burn.

boner burn by chris dale armitage April 1, 2008