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tom: "did you pick up and learn spanish?"
david: "yeah man, i bought a Language Bible!"
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A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
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Bibling

DEFINITONS

1. To say you are going to buy something for someone (Most likely give you all of their information for shipping) but you don't actually buy them the item.

2. To complain a lot while playing Call of Duty.
EXAMPLES

1. I just bibled Lorne by taking all of his information and saying I was going to buy him Turtle Beaches.

2. Seriously Keller, stop bibling it's just a game.

3. Terrance just bought me Battlefield 3, he's probably bibling me though.
by Just let me publish this November 3, 2011
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Bibling

Masturbating by smashing your dick within the pages of a the Holy Bible
Just finished bibling, man that shit was good
by Dondo March 5, 2020
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the bible

People who’ve made definitions of the Bible, make fun of it, make it sexual, or call it fictional.

Now the question is how would you feel if something or someone you loved kept being called a stupid slut/pervert who doesn’t even say anything true over and over for generations?

Most of you would say well I don’t care, but I want you to know that when you make fun of the Bible and God you are only making Jesus come back faster.

You may despise the Christian religion and believe that they are just a bunch of idiots who listen to an idiot bible and God. But that doesn’t give you the ability to change the truth. You can believe what you believe but you cannot change the truth. So the best definition of the Bible comes from the Bible itself: “The word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12 Also the Bible says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” The Bible is a bunch of revolutionary stories, testimonies, poems, and songs all collected into one powerful book.
The world: “the Bible is trash none of it makes any sense whatsoever”

God: “you don’t make sense whatsoever…I give you everything and still you mock me:(“

The world: “whatever suck it up

God: “that’s it here you go” *gives Jesus*

The world: “AHHHHH MERCY ON US PLEASE”
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Bible

A book that explains how to sexually abuse a child and get away with it.
Can you pass me the Bible. I’m gonna need it this Sunday.
by JesusChrist/God January 17, 2023
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The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.
Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????
by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022
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