When the balls and taint are cupped and gentle pressure with the finger nails is applied causing intense pleasure for the receiver!! Tha Alabama basket weave
Alabama basket weave is best enjoyed when Longer finger nails are used, when applying the weave the pain is pleasure
by Firemuppet July 15, 2013
Get the Alabama Basket Weavemug. Shopping basket confidence is the amount of confidence one has in the ability of the basket to hold all items that will be purchased on a trip inside the grocery store. This variable confidence score is used to determine whether the shopper will use a shopping basket or opt for a cart. Shopping basket confidence is generally very high at the front of the store prior to loading any items in said basket. The confidence level decreases rapidly however as the patron wanders aimlessly about the store picking up items they suddenly remembered were necessary in order to make it til the next trip. The patron must then decide to either leave without getting all required items or suffer the ultimate humiliation by going back to the front of the store and getting a cart. The level of shame at that moment is exactly proportional to the previous shopping basket confidence.
It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.
It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.
Dude! My shopping basket confidence was shattered when I remembered I needed a case of beer, a case of sodas and a 40 pound sack of dog food.
by heywoodgblowme September 18, 2013
Get the shopping basket confidencemug. "man im scared to go in there cuz there are too many fruit baskets"
OR
"im looking for me a fruit basket"
OR
"im looking for me a fruit basket"
by finechic29 October 20, 2008
Get the fruit basketmug. by Horse,fuker,clucker February 1, 2019
Get the Horny nigga laundry basketmug. A phrase that is shouted when a person wants to become a superhero .
You shout it in the middle of a busy street to gain the powers
You shout it in the middle of a busy street to gain the powers
by User 696969 July 13, 2019
Get the Horny nigga laundry basketmug. n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.
Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?
Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.
Bill: God rest his soul.
Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.
Bill: God rest his soul.
by whOOpshT July 12, 2011
Get the Extreme Underwater Basket Weavingmug. Old Australian slang, derived from mid-late 1850s during the gold rush era.
The phrase was originally used by prospectors in reference, to their panning techniques and equipment maintenance. It is thought to be in reference to the practise of oiling ones pan before panning for gold, this was found to be a hindrance on yield.
Seldom heard in modern vernacular, the term now refers to describe any sort of practise which could be deemed inefficient or causing pronounced difficulty in a task.
The phrase was originally used by prospectors in reference, to their panning techniques and equipment maintenance. It is thought to be in reference to the practise of oiling ones pan before panning for gold, this was found to be a hindrance on yield.
Seldom heard in modern vernacular, the term now refers to describe any sort of practise which could be deemed inefficient or causing pronounced difficulty in a task.
by xxxcup111 June 23, 2021
Get the Don't oil your basketmug.