bajonking

A form of masturbation that involves using one's own likeness to reach sexual gratification. This can involve pictures, videos, thoughts, or any other form of media that contains imagery of yourself.

I had a hardcore bajonking session last night. I think my penis fell off!
I bajonked all over myself earlier today. Clean up on aisle: my pants!
Damn I look sexy in this picture. I kinda want to go home and bajonk it right now.
I really only get turned on to the thought of myself. I guess I'm what you would call a hardcore bajonker.

by SDfkahsdkjlgfhasdlkjfga September 15, 2024

bando baby

a girl that gets run through in a bando

she fucked everyone at that bando shes a bando baby

by erfef February 6, 2024

Bajorkled

I heard this in a dream, I have no idea what it means. All I know is that it is slang for "we are fucked".

"we are bajorkled"

-a man in my dreams two second before dying to something I can't explain.

by I have no maidens July 27, 2024

bajoinkle

A three person activity, involving at least one guy. To bajoinkle is to ejaculate onto one person’s elbows while they are being lifted in the air.

I asked Mason and Aiden if they would like to bajoinkle with me later.

by AidenXMason🤭🤭👏🏻👏🏻🍑🍑😍 August 22, 2024

bajoogle

When you

Aw man, I could really bajoogle right about now.

by thewordsmisth June 13, 2024

bajoogle

When you really want to do something, but you're too goofy to do it.

I know I have to go to work, but I'm feeling bajoogled.

by thewordsmisth June 13, 2024

bajooty

a big juicy ass

look casey has a bajooty!

by cCHEEDE February 7, 2025