Baldness

What max is and has.

Usually means no hair and is a comical joke.

Me: max stop being so bald.
Max: no I can't I'm the best HBG PLAYER.
Me: No that's just your baldness

by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025

Bald

Someone who had to sacrifice their hair for “reasons”

I wish I was bald

by Sammymmm1 December 18, 2021

Bald Eagle

A bald man, who is better looking than most

‘That bald eagle is fucking unreal’

by anonymous September 12, 2022

Bald Martin Haters

Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,

Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald

Bald Martin Haters are such losers!

I know right!

by Bald Martins Elf April 7, 2021

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 11, 2025

Bald Kenneth

This name means that this man is a very sexy man with a long cock! This term means that this man is either bald or buzzcut, and at any time is ready to rail every woman in town. Kenneth is a very yummy man with a bald head and poon!

Hey man it’s another bald Kenneth again!

by Laurencewilliamscumsock January 25, 2021