Generally, the sirname of a pretty average family-
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.
The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.
Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.
Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.
Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.
usually consisting of 4 to 5 members
The mother who is full of common sense and knowledge but when confronted by a maths question, a look will strike them as if they've just landed. Usually left to do the housework, then refuses to do it anymore, then can't stand living in a dump. Loves her children dearly, to an irritating extent.
The father, a slightly overweight individual with above average intelligence, who doesn't know how old his children are or in fact when their birthdays are. Is easily won over, and likes birds.
Child No.1, under average intelligence, popular with the fellow under averages. Takes after mother.
Child No.2 Over average intelligence, but can't be bothered to exceed. Unlucky- but lives by the song line that "everything little thing, will be alright" Takes after father.
Child No.3 The milkmans child. No-one knows where this one came from. Knows where half the countries are on a map, and have a specific group of weird friends, but is very funny.
Mother: I'M NOT DOING IT ANYMORE
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?
Child No.2 : No-ones forcing you to do it
Mother: *gradually witnesses the house being destroyed*
Mother: *tidies*
Child No.3: Why am I a part of the Andrews family?
by BritishReject April 20, 2011
Get the Andrewsmug. a cocky prick who is mean to almost everybody, but for some reason people will still try to be his friend.
literally has 0 chill but are sometimes cute/or funny
literally has 0 chill but are sometimes cute/or funny
by jokerisfunny January 16, 2016
Get the andrewmug. A horrible person who doesn't care about anybody.
by thepointerfinger January 30, 2020
Get the andrewmug. A very sexy hispanic man with a BMW...... That's right ladies a Big Mexican Weenie. Once you go Andrew you never go back. So try an Andrew out and fall in love with him.
by Sick Foo April 2, 2011
Get the ANDREWmug. A dirty no good excuse for a friend. An all round jerk who nobody likes. He may be charming, but watch out, he's the devils son
by Bulletproof101 December 17, 2015
Get the andrewmug. like to eat poo. incredibly stupid and gay. licks the inside of a penis and enjoys long walks on the beach. an andrew is a very bad thing to be called
by jim stewart21 August 6, 2011
Get the andrewmug.